Sam. Great fan of sharks. PoliSci enthusiast.

Loves flawless cinema, attractive assholes, tag commentary, and fierce-as-fuck females.

My only ambitions in life are to have a Beauty and the Beast-esque library and to eat the world's supply of cereal.

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mattsvintage:

harry-yerawizard:

cloysterbell:

hello-sweettea:

tomatoneedles:

pleasant-tomorrow:

elsarge28:

Fuck I remember having to take the horse to the town stables and having to milk a cow just to get milk for my cereal. God damn pain in the ass days

I remember getting married when I was 13, having my first child at 14, and dying from the common cold at 15.

 omg i remember all those fun saturday afternoons i had picking berries and hanging non-christians.  those were the days, man

Man, I remember when we had to walk around with our bodies almost completely covered, all these new generation kids are walking around showing their ankles, these sinners.

I remember having to go to bed as soon as the sun set and waking up as soon as it rose. Damn kids today are up through all hours of the god-forsaken morning because of their ee-lek-tri-city.

i miss my beard! so much. fuck.

1690s? When I was young I fought in the English Civil War, you ungrateful bastards. Back in my day…

God remember not having access to birth control? When we had to use sheep intestines if we wanted to fashion a makeshift condom? People today are so ungrateful.

mattsvintage:

harry-yerawizard:

cloysterbell:

hello-sweettea:

tomatoneedles:

pleasant-tomorrow:

elsarge28:

Fuck I remember having to take the horse to the town stables and having to milk a cow just to get milk for my cereal. God damn pain in the ass days

I remember getting married when I was 13, having my first child at 14, and dying from the common cold at 15.

 omg i remember all those fun saturday afternoons i had picking berries and hanging non-christians.  those were the days, man

Man, I remember when we had to walk around with our bodies almost completely covered, all these new generation kids are walking around showing their ankles, these sinners.

I remember having to go to bed as soon as the sun set and waking up as soon as it rose. Damn kids today are up through all hours of the god-forsaken morning because of their ee-lek-tri-city.

i miss my beard! so much. fuck.

1690s? When I was young I fought in the English Civil War, you ungrateful bastards. Back in my day…

God remember not having access to birth control? When we had to use sheep intestines if we wanted to fashion a makeshift condom? People today are so ungrateful.

(Source: yoga4dogs, via towerandbishop)


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